JULIUS CAESAR (24s) Basically, a psychic (a soothsayer) predicts that Caesar will die on the 15th March (ides of March), and then his mate Brutus stabs him in the back.

MACBETH (32s) Basically, some witches say that Macbeth can't be killed by anyone who's been born until a forest moves. His wife goes crazy and kills herself. He then goes out and fights McDuff, who had been removed from the womb by a caesarian, who kills him.

ROMEO AND JULIET (35s) Basically Romeo and Juliet meet, fall in love, screw each other, and then kill themselves.

THE TEMPEST (94s) Prospero makes a ship sink, Ferdinand falls in love, a guy plots to kill the king, a frog thing and two idiots plot to kill Prospero, and then they all sail home in a yellow submarine back to Naples.

OTHELLO (35s) A guy gives another guy a handkerchief, another guy sees it, thinks it's his wife and accuses him of sleeping with her. He then goes home and kills his wife. The mistake is pointed out to him, and he kills himself. The guy who started it kills himself, and then the person who talked to the other guys killed themselves.

HAMLET (67s) A ghost tells a guy that his uncle kills his dad, he goes and kills his uncle, and then dies because his mate stabbed him.

KING LEAR (Under Construction) A king divides his kingdom, disowns one of his daughters, then is betrayed by the daughters he gave his kingdom to. France invades. One of the daughters kills the other, and the third one is executed, and the king dies randomly. And there's something about someone going mad.